Macon' Poop
I pooped in Macon, GA today. The setting was one of a quasi-governmental facility utilized by business leaders either looking to aid or milk the local community. On the way to the bathroom I had to wade through a sea of Maconfolk sporting Dukes of Hazard haircuts and tweed blazers. Inside, the bathroom was a strange mix of frugality and southern whimsical design. The floor was faux linoleum tile meant to look like solid linoleum. Nice. These people are high class, they’re obviously above sodomizing livestock. If you weren’t sold on this fact by the faux linoleum, the wallpaper surely would have made a believer out of you. I think they wanted me to think I was in one of those great Roman bathrooms, as the design emulated such clichéd Roman design elements as columns and…more columns. Ooh, and it’s the textured kind. This almost makes up for the fact that the toilet paper is made from recycled shop tools. The crown molding stands out in its perfection. The maintenance manager must have had an overqualified brother who needed some scratch. Looking around I see ample soap, typical towels. Fixtures are old, I think Sherman missed this building during his march to the sea. Maybe he pooped here.
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