Aging or Perscription Poop?
I'm not sure what's wrong with me. I used to pride myself on the distinct lack of stink my feces produced during my thrice daily unloading. But now, I'm down to two poops a day and I will tell you that it takes more than two scoops of plump juicy raisins to get me going a third time. Plus, now the foul poison that eminates from deep within is the source of much shame. I work in a small office, with people who don't know me very well. When the porcelain bears my wastes, everybody suffers.
Is it my acne medication? Heaven knows it's strange enough for a 28 year old man to be on acne medication, but why add insult to injury by causing my poop to carry such a pervasive stink that visitors to the office wonder aloud as to what kind of plumbing problems we may be having. "No," I let them know, "it's just my ass. It appears it's rotting away from the inside out. My bad."
posted by Blue Towel @ 9:40 PM
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