Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Aging or Perscription Poop?



I'm not sure what's wrong with me. I used to pride myself on the distinct lack of stink my feces produced during my thrice daily unloading. But now, I'm down to two poops a day and I will tell you that it takes more than two scoops of plump juicy raisins to get me going a third time. Plus, now the foul poison that eminates from deep within is the source of much shame. I work in a small office, with people who don't know me very well. When the porcelain bears my wastes, everybody suffers.

Is it my acne medication? Heaven knows it's strange enough for a 28 year old man to be on acne medication, but why add insult to injury by causing my poop to carry such a pervasive stink that visitors to the office wonder aloud as to what kind of plumbing problems we may be having. "No," I let them know, "it's just my ass. It appears it's rotting away from the inside out. My bad."

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At 5:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yanno... sometimes when i take a crap i just turn the fan on & curtosey flush............. to be honest i like smellin my poop.. aand tryin to figure out what i ate :) try proactive maybe if wont make ur crap smell like crap

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